Meat Man Xbox Adoption Application

WARNING: Completion of this form does not guarantee approval. Xboxes are placed according to readiness, compatibility, and my personal tolerance for nonsense.

Before You Begin

This is an adoption application, not a checkout page. Filling this out gives me the information I need to figure out whether you are a good fit for one of my restored and modified original Xbox systems.

Please answer honestly. This is not a test you can pass by pretending to know what FTP is. In fact, lying just increases the odds that you will later break something and send me a message that raises my blood pressure.

Applicant Information

Full Name
Email Address	This is where I will reply if your application does not make me question reality.
Phone Number
Shipping Address
Gamertag (as displayed)
Who sent you to me?

Adoption Goals

What are you trying to do?	Play online with Insignia Play offline games Use emulators Rip discs to hard drive Use modern controllers General collection / nostalgia
How often will you dedicate time each week to playing with your child?
Why do you want to adopt an original Xbox?
What kind of setup are you hoping for?

Current Equipment

Display Type

Preferred Video Connection

Internet Setup

Controller Preference

This helps me figure out whether your future problems are likely to be Xbox problems or self-inflicted setup crimes.

Final Disclaimer and Submission

By submitting this form, you acknowledge that original Xbox hardware is old, modified hardware requires a basic level of user responsibility, and your personal TV, router, ISP, adapters, and random decisions are outside my control.

You also acknowledge that completing this form does not guarantee approval, pricing, or immediate availability.

I understand and accept the above disclaimer.

Submitting this form sends the application to Meat Man for review.

How would you describe your tech experience?	Beginner Intermediate Advanced Dangerously confident
Do you know what FTP means?	Yes Sort of No I have heard the letters before
If your Xbox suddenly stops displaying a picture after changing video settings, what would you try first?
Have you ever used an Ethernet cable on purpose?	Yes No Only under supervision
Do you understand that random setting changes can break things?	Yes I do now No but I am eager to learn

Storage size you are considering	I only need something basic 500GB 1TB 2TB I need guidance
Interested in any of these?	Electron Shepherd XOUT OGX Mini / Bluetooth controller support Modchip install Repair / rescue work Mail-in service
Anything else I should know before considering your application?

MEAT MAN XBOX ADOPTION APPLICATION